The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
Son: Dad, have you seen my sunglasses? Dad: No, have you seen my dad glasses?
A father tells his son that he was adopted. “I want to meet my biological parents,” the son demands. “We are your biological parents,” the father responds. “Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in twenty minutes.”
“Today my son asked me, ‘Can I have a bookmark’? I burst into tears — he’s 12 years old and still doesn’t know my name!”
A rancher had only had 48 cows on his property, but when he rounded them up he had 50.
I’m friends with almost all the letters of the alphabet. I just don’t know Y.
What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday. All the others are weekdays.
My wife gave birth three times and still fits in her prom dress from high school. I gave birth zero times and I don’t fit in my pants from March.
I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. I’m a faux pa!
Why did the picture go to jail? He was framed.
"Did you get your haircut?" No, I got them all cut.
Why don’t pirates take a bath before they walk the plank? They just wash up on shore.
A panic-stricken man explained to his doctor, 'You have to help me, I think I’m shrinking.' 'Now settle down,' the doctor calmly told him. 'You'll just have to learn to be a little patient.'
Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.
Concerned that his son was spending too much time on video games, a dad told him, 'When Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace.' 'Oh yeah?' the son retorts. 'Well, when Abe Lincoln was your age, he was President of the United States.'
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two…