The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
A century ago, two brothers decided it was possible to fly. And as you can see, they were Wright.
What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common? They’re both Paris sites.
What type of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree.
Why can’t you eat Wookie meat? Because it’s too chewy…
What is the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? “Bison!”
What did the father say whilst teaching his kid to tie his shoelaces? Knot bad
What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick.
Warnings about motorcycles Every time people find out I drive a motorcycle they always freak out and tell me about sometime someone they know got in an accident.I don't get it.I don't go around telling pregnant women that my dad left
I had an idea for a movie where a retired CIA agent searches for his daughter in Paris It turns out that idea was taken
What is the opposite of a croissant? A happy uncle.
To the person who stole my place in the queue. I'm after you now.
I have a great joke about nepotism. But I’ll only tell it to my kids.
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in.'
I asked 10 people what LGTBQ standed for… Couldn’t get a straight answer!