The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
I looked out of my window this morning and saw my dad slumped over the lawnmower crying, I said to my mum "what's wrong with dad?" "He's going through a rough patch" she said...
Last night, my daughter shouted downstairs, "Dad! My tooth has just fallen out into my drink!" "That's great, darling!" I said. "Put it under your pillow and see what happens." A few minutes later she shouted, "Nothing's happened dad and now my bed is completely soaked!"
My Chinese waiter thinks all white people look alike and gave my food to the wrong customer Wait. Never mind. That wasn't my waiter.
My daughter's boyfriend introduced himself to me and said, 'Hello, sir, I'm David. Nice to meet you.' He put out his hand and I said, 'David, are you nervous?' He said no, so I grabbed his hand, looked him in the eyes, and said, 'Then why are you shaking?'
What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.
She looked up and whispered, “They’re right behind you'.
A cheeseburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, ‘Sorry, we don’t serve food here.’
Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe.
A friend of mine didn’t pay his exorcist. He got repossessed.
Why should you never mention the number 288? It’s two gross.
What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?'
What’s a bad wizard’s favorite computer program? Spell-check.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate nine!
Does anybody know where a guy can find a person to hang out with, talk to, and enjoy spending time with? I'm just asking for a friend.