The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
I have a great joke about nepotism. But I’ll only tell it to my kids.
Son: Dad, can I watch the TV? Dad: Sure, just don’t turn it on.
Two goats are married, living on a farm. Billy Goat says, "I really want children. Let's make some babies." Betty Goat responds, "Hell no. No baby goats for me..." "I'm not kidding."
50 shades of grey broke a lot of box office records for R-rated movies… Well first it tied them, then it beat them.
Old witch: “You won’t take the entry-level wizarding jobs that are available, you spend all your money on eye of newt and you think every little spell you cast deserves some kind of participation goblet.” Ok Broomer.
Demographers estimate that the Jagger Tipping Point, the moment when a majority of the UK population are direct descendants of Mick Jagger, will likely occur around the year 2300. I wonder how weird that will feel to Keith Richards.
A Welsh father is hitchhiking with his son when he comes across a sheep with his head stuck in a fence The father says to the son "Watch this." and proceeds to undo his zipper and then makes love to the sheep. When he is finished, he steps away from the sheep and says to his son "Your turn, son." The son sighs before sticking his head in the fence.
What do you call an actor thats a program? What do you call a guy thats an actor and a program?Matt Daemon Tools.
What's the king of all school supplies? The ruler.
When you have a bladder infection, urine trouble.
They say that 3/2 people are bad at fractions.
How does a hurricane see? With one eye.
This year’s Fibonacci convention is going to be really special. Apparently it’s as big as the last two put together.
Why didn’t the astronaut come home to his wife? He needed his space.
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes? Sneakers!