The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
If sweet dreams are made of cheese… Who am I to dis-a-brie?
I saw a 1000 year old oil stain… It was from ancient Greece.
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it.
Why are elevator jokes so classic and good? They work on many levels.'
Concerned that his son was spending too much time on video games, a dad told him, 'When Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace.' 'Oh yeah?' the son retorts. 'Well, when Abe Lincoln was your age, he was President of the United States.'
I had a neck brace fitted years ago and I've never looked back since.'
Dad, can you put the cat out?' 'I didn't know it was on fire.'
What crime do blacksmiths most commonly get charged with? Forgery.
My wife and I have decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty badly.
Dogs can't operate MRI machines but catscan.
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs.
SpongeBob may be the main character of the show. But Patrick is the star.
I’m starting a flight company exclusively for bald people, I’ll call it… Receding airlines.
Two sheep walk into a—baaaa.
You know people say they pick their noses… but I feel like I was just born with mine!