The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
My wife said my two biggest faults are I don’t listen and something else.
I wasn’t close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
What do you call a bundle of hay in a church? Christian Bale.
What’s the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire? One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.
I hated facial hair but then it grew on me.
Why are pediatricians always so angry? Because they have little patients.
I was once a personal trainer, until I gave a too-weak notice.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
My waiter asked me how I like my steak So I told him i like my steak like me winning a argument with my wife.So the waiter said rare it is
It looks like Sean "Spicy" Spicer has been replaced with Anthony "Scary" Scaramucci I wonder who the next replacement will be "Sporty", "Baby", "Ginger" or "Posh"
A dad was washing his car with his son. After a while, the son finally asked "Can't you just use the sponge?"
My buddy just got kicked out of his house. His wife was hinting at Valentine's day plans and asked him if he knew her favorite flower. "Gold Medal All Purpose" apparently wasn't the answer.
I heard about a new genre of book that gives tips on how to please a woman. However, I couldn't find the cliterature.
I've once fooled an entire class filled with future Doctors, Lawyers, and scientists... Of course they were all in Kindergarten so it wasn't hard
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, No, just leave it in the carton!