The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.
I went to see the doctor about my blocked ear. “Which ear is it?” he asked. “2018,” I replied.
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.
I’m friends with almost all the letters of the alphabet. I just don’t know Y.
In the late '80s, NBC's most popular sitcom was the Cosby Show, with ALF not far behind. Knowing what we know now, I guess you could call their weekly ratings battle Alien vs. Predator.
I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my eighteen brothers and sisters but they didn’t have any idea either.
What do you call a nun on a mobility scooter? Virgin mobile(Credit: TheScrubKing)
So, the make a wish foundation arrives at a hospital room They talk to the child laying there,“ are you ready for the surprise of a lifetime“The kid in a raspy voice replies, “ So a short one?”
What did Melania Trump say to her speech writer? Thanks, Obama.
Today I thought of a color that doesn't exist... but then I realized it was just a pigment of my imagination.
A burglar broke into my house and stole the most important things in my life. Whoever you are please bring back my hand lotion and the box of napkins.
I have 6 eyes, 3 ears, 2 mouths, but one tooth. What am I? Ugly.
As a self-employed, work-at-home guy during the pandemic I'd like you to meet the employee of the month, Dick!Please stand up and be recognized.
Why did the man name his dogs Rolex and Timex? Because they were watch dogs.