The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
Did you hear about the cantaloupe that went to a therapist? I guess it was feeling Meloncholy.
I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my eighteen brothers and sisters but they didn’t have any idea either.
This ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
I have a joke about trickle down economics. But 99% of you will never get it.
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.
I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my eighteen brothers and sisters but they didn’t have any idea either.
If you see a trail of clothes leading to the bedroom, you know what that means... I dropped them trying to carry all my laundry in one load
P1: what's the difference between a baby and a toothbrush? P2: i don't knowP1: well, I'm never letting you babysit
Timmy comes home from school and notices a note on the table. "We are going to the grave yard." - Love, GrandmaNext to it is another one that reads: "We will come back." - Grandpa
Jose came back from his first trip to the U.S. and was very excited and wanted to tell his family all about it. "What did you do?" asked his brother."I went to a Yankee baseball game. It was great!""Were the people nice to you?" asked his mother."Mama, they couldn't have been nicer. Before the game started, everyone stood up and asked me 'Jose can you see?'"
I never understood how a grown man could cry at his own wedding. That was until my father in law prodded me with his shotgun.
Roses are red, reposting is lame, [this post was removed due to a copyright claim.]
My niece did nothing with her life. She just sat in her womb all day.