The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
I heard Sony’s coming out with a new console during the pandemic...It’s called the Plaguestation 5.
I love dad jokes, but I don't have kids, which makes me a Faux Pa.
If you really want a promotion at work, all you have to do is walk into your office shouting, "Vodka! Tequila! Sambuca!" at the top of your lungs... This will make you the person who calls the shots...
What sports channel does Lando Calrissian watch? BESPN
I was in the supermarket the other day and there was a girl in front of me at the checkout, she had one apple, one pear, one toothbrush, one cup o noodle, and one can of soup. I leaned over and said, "You're single arent you.."She says, "Yes, but how did you know?"I said, "Because you're ugly as fuck!"
Robert Kraft doesn't always have a use for massage parlors. But sometimes they come in handy.
What's the favorite tool of a dad biologist? A pun nett square
Why doesn't Mr. Spock give hand jobs? Because his Vulcan grip will make you limp.
Dad -- Go to bed, the cows are sleeping in the field. Daughter -- What's that got to do with anything? Dad -- That means it's pasture bed time.
Did you hear Elton John hates lettuce? He’s more of a rocket man
An Indian family went into self quarantine after eating lunch at their English friend’s house as they couldn’t taste anything.
Trading humans like mere goods is highly illegal and immoral. Unless you are a football team manager.
What do lazy farmers grow? Couch potatoes!
I want to go on record that I support farming. As a matter of fact, you could call me protractor.
My wife said, "You weren't even listening, were you?" And I thought, "that's a pretty weird way to start a conversation."