The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
My friend claims he glued himself to his autobiography. I don't believe him, but that's his story and he's sticking to it.
Clothes, but no cigar.
My friend claims he glued himself to his autobiography. I don't believe him, but that's his story and he's sticking to it.
Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.
I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. I’m a faux pa!
What’s the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire? One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.
England doesn't have a kidney bank. But it does have a Liverpool.
At first, I thought my chiropractor wasn’t any good, but now I stand corrected.
What do you call a bundle of hay in a church? Christian Bale.
What’s that Nevada city where all the dentists visit? Floss Vegas.
“Just look at that couple down the road,” a wife told her husband. “He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her. Why can’t you do that?” “Are you insane?” he responded. “I barely know the woman!”
England doesn't have a kidney bank. But it does have a Liverpool.
Why did the boy bring a ladder on the bus? He wanted to go to high school.
As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said, “You know one would have been enough.”
Your mom and I let astrology get between us. It just Taurus apart.