The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
Why was the broom late to class? It over-swept.
6:30 is my favorite time of day, hands down.
What did one piece of tape say to the other? Let’s stick together.
I catered a movie night where they watched titanic. Safe to say the iceberg lettuce wraps didn’t go over well.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
What do you call a penguin in the White House? Lost.
My wife gave birth three times and still fits in her prom dress from high school. I gave birth zero times and I don’t fit in my pants from March.
Women should not have children after 36—really, 36 children is enough.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
How did the pirate get his ship for so cheap? It was on sail.
The coach went to the bank to get his quarterback.
I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.
I'm thinking I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.
At the Last Supper, Jesus got out a loaf of bread and said "this is my body, eat it to remember me." Then Jesus got out a glass of wine and said "this is my blood, drink it to remember me." Then Jesus got out a jar of mayonnaise and THAT'S when Judas knew this was going too far.
The school phoned me today and said, "Your son's has been telling lies." I said, "Tell him, he's bloody good. I don't have any kids”