The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋

In the sentence "the thief stole a television" where is the subject? In prison

What did the man get for losing the most amount of muscle? Atrophy

Did you hear about the new plate tectonics discovery? It's ground breaking.

I failed my calculus exam because I was sitting in the middle of identical twins - I couldn't differentiate between them.

The COVID-19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society. They fear that the social distancing measures could push people over the edge.

As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said, “You know one would have been enough.”

As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said, “You know one would have been enough.”

"Your wife and daughter look like twins," my friend said. "Well," I replied, "they were separated at birth."

I went to a self help group for people that suffer from Premature Ejaculation last night They said to get there at 7 but I came early.

Where Do Sheep Go For Vacation The Baahamas

Did you know there are public speaking potatoes? Nothing special really, they're just commentaters.

Which unit describes the intensity of light in South Africa? Nelson Candela

An 8 year old girl went to work with her father on 'Take your kid to work day' As they where walking around the office the young girl started to cry. Her father asked what was wrong. As a crowd gathered around her she sobbed ''Daddy where are all the clowns you said you worked with?"

When I was a kid I used to think I was The Messiah. Every time my dad said something, it started with "Jesus Christ!".

One class D personnel from SCP foundation walks into a bar. \[DATA EXPUNGED\]