The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
5/4 of people admit that they're bad with fractions.
What did the plumber say to the singer? Nice pipes.
My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. “That's my stepladder,” he said. "I never knew my real ladder.”
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? He woke up.
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener!
What do you call a fibbing cat? A lion.
Why did the picture go to prison? Because it was framed.
I want to name my puppies Rolex and Timex so I can have watch dogs.
When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.
What did one piece of tape say to the other? Let’s stick together.
The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.
It's my cake day or something, Here's a dad joke 🙂 A blind man walks into a bar, And then a table, And then a chair.
A German soldier, Japanese soldier, and Italian soldier were interrogated A German soldier said he would not speak, but he did. The Japanese soldier said he would resist, but he spoke, and the Italian soldier was the only one who did not speak. When they asked him how he resisted, he said "my hands were tied"
Why aren't MS Word files allowed here? Rule 4: No docx-ing