The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."
Did you hear about the cartoonist found dead at his home? Details are sketchy.
I wish my gray hair started in Las Vegas because what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
What did the hamburger name its baby? Patty.
What happens when a frogs car dies? He needs a jump. If that doesn't work he has to get it toad.
What’s green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.
Did you hear the one about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.
What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up.
My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. “That's my stepladder,” he said. "I never knew my real ladder.”
How long is a Chinese name That wasn’t a question
I’m addicted to collecting vintage Beatles albums. I need Help.
Did you know that the first french fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said 'parking fine.'