The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
My cat was just sick on the carpet. I don't think he's feline well.
My kid gave me a 'World's Best Dad' mug. At least she inherited my sense of humor.
I went to a seafood disco last week! Pulled a mussel!
There's a new type of broom in stores. It's sweeping the nation!
I have a great joke about nepotism. But I’ll only tell it to my kids.
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer? A father-in-law.
Son: "Mom, Dad, I'm gay." Mom: *Stares at Dad*Dad: *Clenches fist*Mom: "Don't!"Dad: *Sweats Profusely*Mom: "..."Dad: "HI GAY, I'M DAD"Son: "No dad, I'm serious!"Dad: "You're serious? I thought you were Gay!"
Thought I heard someone say “Hello” in Arabic But it was a false Salaam
What does the kale farmer say to the meat farmer? Hi.(Original joke from my 10-year-old son).
A bear wanders into a police station He was just there to bear witness
What would you get if you genetically crossed a rabbit and an oyster? Your funding taken away and a call from the ethics board.
My girlfriend walked out on me, with my Bob Marley CD and Satellite dish. Oh well, No Woman No Sky.
I attack you with an ancient Korean ranged weapon... Hwacha gonna do about that?
It really takes guts to be an organ donor.
How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans.