The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.'
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
“I saw a 1,000-year-old oil stain; it was from ancient Greece.”
A man found a magic lamp with a genie that offered him three wishes. The man said, “For my first wish, I’d like to be rich.” “Okay, Rich,” said the genie. “What would you like for your second wish?”
What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon Prime account? Prime mates.
Have you heard the joke about the butter? I better not tell you, it might spread!
Son: Dad, have you seen my sunglasses? Dad: No, have you seen my dad glasses?
My friend claims he glued himself to his autobiography. I don't believe him, but that's his story and he's sticking to it.
I like to spend my weekends playing chess with elderly men in the park. But it’s becoming more difficult. You try finding exactly32 old guys.
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.
I got my best friend a fridge for his birthday. I can’t wait to see his face light up when he opens it!
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
I haven't spoken to my wife in four years. I thought it would be rude to interrupt her!
My cat was just sick on the carpet. I don't think he's feline well.