The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
What does a revolving door and a pair of pantyhose have in common? My grandma needs a lot of help getting out of them.
What do you call a pansexual man named Nick who works at a cd store? Pan Nick at the disc co
Growing up in a colony, the nuns told me to never turn your back on a priest. I mean, there's a reason why they became missionaries.
I got kicked out of Comic-Con for assaulting a guy who didnt know who Keanu Reeves played in The Matrix That was the second time I've been called a neo-nazi.
Can i see your report card ? Dad : "Can I see your report card, son?"Son: "I don't have it."Dad: "Why?"Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."
I just put C4 in my washer And blew my load
I wrote an article about "The top 10 worst places to stick a fork"... The 5th one will shock you!
Why are women so bad at parking cars? Because for the last 200 years they’ve been told that three inches are actually six.
I'm friends with almost all the letters of the alphabet. I just don't know Y.
How do vampires start their letters? Tomb it may concern.
What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire!
To whoever stole my laptop with my copy of Microsoft Office on it, I will find you. You have my Word!
What does the stork do once he's delivered the baby? He lies on the couch and drinks a beer!
What do you call a sad cup of coffee? Depresso.
Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun? She was a Roman Catholic.