The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of the computer? The Space Bar.
Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog? He wanted to get a long little doggy.
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
Why do vampires always seem sick? They're coffin.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
Can February March? No, but April May!
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
Spring is here! I got so excited that I wet my plants.
My wife told me she didn't understand cloning. I told her, "That makes two of us."
“Just look at that couple down the road,” a wife told her husband. “He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her. Why can’t you do that?” “Are you insane?” he responded. “I barely know the woman!”
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
I tried to start a professional hide and seek team, but it didn't work out. Turns out, good players are hard to find.
To the person who stole my depression medication: I hope you're happy now.
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs.