The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes? Sneakers!
The first thing Santa's elves learn in school is their elf-abet.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.
“My extra winter weight is finally gone. Now, I have spring rolls.”
What’s the best kind of bird to work for a construction company? A crane.
I have a great joke about nepotism. But I’ll only tell it to my kids.
What happens when frogs park illegally? They get toad.
What did the buffalo say to its son when he left? Bison!
Mom texted me from the grocery store to say they’re out of pasta, and we’re penneless.
What kind of magazines do cows read? Cattlelogs!
I used to run a dating service for chickens. But I was struggling to make hens meet.
A century ago, two brothers decided it was possible to fly. And as you can see, they were Wright.
I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked, “Is it to scale?” I replied, “No… It’s to look at”
What made the tomato blush? It saw the salad dressing.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.