The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
I heard Sony’s coming out with a new console during the pandemic...It’s called the Plaguestation 5.
My friend claims he glued himself to his autobiography. I don't believe him, but that's his story and he's sticking to it.
Spring is here! I got so excited that I wet my plants.
What do you call a set of wires that like to communicate moral based children’s stories? Aesop’s Cables
Why did the guy want to ride a horse while eating salad? Because he loved the ranch
What did the tired dragon make for dinner? Flamin yawn.
Dad, can you put the cat out I didn't know it was on fire.
Great dynasties of history Egypt: AyyubidSouth Africa: ZuluChina: MingGreece: HelenaItaly: Medici U.S.: Duck
An award given unexpectedly to only Knighted Men: The sir prize.Please feel free to improve this one >\_<
Marie Kondo says to donate anything that doesn't spark joy, but The Salvation Army says that amounts to human trafficking.
What is Peppa Pig's favourite food? Her favourite food is Peppa-roni
My daughters boyfriend still doesn't know how to tie his shoes... Every time I walk in her room that's all she's doing.
A German man visiting France He's stopped at customs. The officer asks him, "Name?""Hans Muller" replies the German."Occupation?""No, just visiting this time."
It's tradition in my family that we always have a Christmas jumper. It's my job to talk them down.
True story. Chicago-area preschool teacher teaching remotely today because of the storms. Her dogs started barking like crazy, interrupting the Zoom. She looked out her window and told/apologized to the class that the shovelers were there. 4 year old classmate replies, “Wow, your shovelers sound like dogs!”Been laughing at that one all day.