The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
Did you hear the one about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.
There's a new type of broom in stores. It's sweeping the nation!
How many apples grow on a tree? All of them.
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer? A father-in-law.
What's the difference between a man's wallet before and after kids? There are pictures where the money used to be.
I catered a movie night where they watched titanic. Safe to say the iceberg lettuce wraps didn’t go over well.
6:30 is hands down the best time on the clock.
I told him, “I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years.”
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
When I was a kid I used to think I was The Messiah. Every time my dad said something, it started with "Jesus Christ!".
In an attempt to boost morale, my office threw a 'Christmas in July' event today. I got to talking to my coworker from Beijing and asked him, "Why don't Chinese kids believe in Santa Claus?" He confided in me... "Because they make the toys."
How did the paramedics know Paul Walker had clean hair? They found his head and shoulders in the glove box
Why was the overweight kid proud of his family's criminal history? He kept being told stories of how his grandfather and father were both big men and everyone knew they were well hung.
A Jumper Cable Walks Into a Bar The Bartender say, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything!"
What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniel's? Jack is still killing Indians.