The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
I can't find my Gone in 60 seconds' DVD. It was here a minute ago.
What is it called when you have too many aliens? Extraterrestrials.
When geese fly in V-formation, why is one side longer? There are more geese on that side.
When I die, I want to be cremated. It's my last chance to have a smokin' hot body.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. At least it does if you throw it hard enough.
My friend claims he glued himself to his autobiography. I don't believe him, but that's his story and he's sticking to it.
What’s the best way to watch a fly-fishing tournament? Live stream.
How you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.
She looked up and whispered, “They’re right behind you'.
My friend couldn't afford to pay his bill, so I sent him a 'Get Well Soon' card.
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.'
A college education now costs $100,000, but it produces three very proud people—the student, his mama, and his pauper.
I accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eyes. I now have Heinzsight.
What is a guitar player's favorite Italian food? Strum-boli.