The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
How does cereal pay its bills? With Chex.
A furniture store keeps calling me. All I wanted was one night stand.
Do you think glass coffins will be a success? Remains to be seen.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field
Where do elephants store luggage? In a trunk.
"I'll call you later." Don't call me later, call me Dad.
Why did the coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
My niece did nothing with her life. She just sat in her womb all day.
What did the fisherman tell his amorous wife? Not tonight, honey, I've got a haddock.
A Buzzfeed writer walks into a bar... You won't BELIEVE what they asked for!
What was the first mention of tennis in the Bible? When Joseph served in Pharoah’s court.
A guy sees his mother in law riding a bicycle. "Where are you going?" he asks. "To the cemetery" she replies."And who is going to return the bike?"
Kid: "Santa why do you have such a huge bag?" Santa: "Cos I Only come once a year"
Unused Christmas present. One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift,The next year, I didn't buy her a gift. She asked me: Why,?I replied. "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"