The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes but isn't a dad? A faux pa.
Dad, can you put my shoes on?' 'No, I don't think they'll fit me.'
The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.
Did you hear about the guy who had his left side cut off? He's all right now!
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
What state is known for its small drinks? Minnesota.
Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker.
When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she was a school teacher. The judge rose from the bench. “Madam, I have waited years for a school teacher to appear before this court," he smiled with delight. “Now sit down at that table and write 'I will not pass through a red light' five hundred times!"
I was just telling my friend Michael Rains about my unfortunate allergy to my own grown barley My grains give me migraines, Mike Rains
(This is tru) yesterday, I was with my niece, and she came round the corner on her bike with stabilisers, ‘look dad, no hands’, ‘that’s coz you have 4 wheels millie’ said her dad, ‘and you’re always scared when I go no hands’ and then he said: ‘I have 4 wheels in my car too’
Why do hockey rinks have rounded corners instead of 90 degree angles? If they were 90 degrees the ice would melt.
My 10 y.o. son cracked this joke on the driving range today. I sliced the hell out of the ball. My son watched it land, turned to me and said, "that ball was like Star Trek Voyager ... way off course."
Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. After a few minutes, one rabbit turned to the other and said, "Well, do you want to make a run for it or stay here a few days and outnumber them?
Why can’t you beat the Mandalorian in a race? Because he has the beskar
What do you call an astronomer with the stomach flu? A gastrophysicist