The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
What did the mama cow say to the baby cow? It’s pasture bed time.
Our vacuum cleaner is getting old. It's just gathering dust.
I told my dad he had to quit smoking. When it came to his health we just couldn’t brisket.
“I got fired from my job as a taxi driver. It turns out nobody thought I was fare.”
A guy goes into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The guy is a black man from Nigeria and is wearing the colorful ceremonial garb from his native land. The bartender says, “What an exquisite creature! Where did you get it?” “Africa,” replies the parrot.
If you ever want to talk about why our air conditioning bill is so high, my door is always open.
Do you want me to tell you the joke about the butter? No, you might spread it!
A guy walks into a bar...and he was disqualified from the limbo contest.'
When does a joke become a “dad joke? ' When it becomes apparent.
I want to go on record that I support farming. As a matter of fact, you could call me protractor.
You can tell it's a dogwood tree from its bark.
Why are spiders so smart? They can find everything on the web.
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I'll let you know.
Concerned that his son was spending too much time on video games, a dad told him, “When Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace.” “Oh yeah?” the son retorts. “Well, when Abe Lincoln was your age, he was President of the United States.”
What state is known for its small drinks? Minnesota.