The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
What do you get when you cross a pig and a dinosaur? Jurassic Pork.
What do you call a waffle on the beach? A San Diego
My dad's name is Phil, and whenever I finish eating and say, 'Dad, I'm full,' he always replies, 'No, I'm full; you're Ruby.'
What do you say to your sister when she’s crying? Are you having a Crisis?
How do you get a good price on a sled?' 'You have toboggan.'
My wife gave birth three times and still fits in her prom dress from high school. I gave birth zero times and I don’t fit in my pants from March.
I like to spend my weekends playing chess with elderly men in the park. But it’s becoming more difficult. You try finding exactly32 old guys.
I talk to myself because sometimes I just need expert advice.
“What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment but never in a thousand years? The letter M.”
I just got my doctor's test results and I’m really upset. Turns out, I’m not gonna be a doctor.
Why do cows have bells? Because their horns don’t work.
My parents raised me as an only child. Which really annoyed my younger brother.
Can I watch TV? Yes but don't turn it on.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
I tried to explain to my 4-year-old son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he’s still making fun of me.