The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
Where do pirates get their hooks? Second hand stores.
What does a ghost of Christmas past never get? A present.
What do you call an illegal immigrant living in Sweden? An artificial Swedener
My girlfriend, Ruth, fell off the back of my motorcycle I rode on, ruthlessly
Teacher to student: If I gave you a dollar and your father gave you a dollar, how many dollars would you have? Student: One dollar.Teacher: You don't know your arithmetic.Student: You don't know my father.(Credit: The Three Stooges)
Why did the giraffe leave her boyfriend? He was a Cheetah!
How can you tell if a coin is fresh? You can still smell the mint
What is the holiest chord to play? The G sus although most priests prefer A minor
I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It's a little fishy.
"Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing."
What do you call it when a lawyer takes a test early in the morning? A breakfast bar.
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad. It's a faux pa.
What does a house wear? Address! (A dress)
A magician was walking down the street - then he turned into a store.
A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says: 'sorry we don't serve food here'