The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
I read that by law you must turn on your headlights when it's raining in Sweden, but how am I supposed to know when it is raining in Sweden?
Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock? Because it's so time-consuming.
I can always tell when my wife is lying just by looking at her. I can also tell when she’s standing.
A friend of mine didn’t pay his exorcist. He got repossessed.
My wife left me because of my obsession with pasta. I'm feeling cannelloni right now.
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
What would the Terminator be called in his retirement? The Exterminator.
My wife told me that I twist everything she says to my advantage. I take that as a compliment.
I'm worried for the calendar because its days are numbered.
What's blue and not very heavy? Light blue.
Dad, can you put the cat out?' 'I didn't know it was on fire.'
I can’t find my ‘Gone in 60 seconds’ DVD. It was here a minute ago.
If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?'
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's okay, he woke up.'
What musical instrument do you find in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste!