The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
I'm Buzz Aldrin, second man to step on the moon. Neil before me.
Where do armies belong? In your sleeves.
Why are spiders so smart? They can find everything on the web.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? Bison.
Why are pediatricians always so angry? Because they have little patients.
As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said, “You know one would have been enough.”
Why do nurses like red crayons? Sometimes they have to draw blood.
Did you hear about the guy that evaporated? He'll be mist.
What did the Dalmatian say after dinner? That hit the spot.
I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my eighteen brothers and sisters but they didn’t have any idea either.
It was an emotional wedding — even the cake was in tiers.
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for fresh prints.
You can tell it's a dogwood tree from its bark.
What do you get when you cross a Smurf and a cow? Blue cheese.
How come the Ghostbusters never made it very far in Oregon Trail? They refused to cross streams.