The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
A beloved cartoon artist was found dead in their home today Officers state that the details are sketchy
Caesar: Brutus, what do you call those pillars we use in our buildings? Brutus: Columns, sir.Caesar: You call them sir? I know you don't have the authority I do, but have *some* self-respect.
I used to live paycheck to paycheck But now I can happily say that after years of hard work and perseverance; I now live direct deposit to direct deposit.
Me and my buddy Terrell went down to the library. Me and my buddy Terrell went down to the local library the other day.He said, "I wonder if the have any colored printers."I replied, "Geeze, Terrell, it's 2021, use whatever printer you want."
My father was a nun I never actually saw him go to work, but whenever he was asked to fill out his occupation on a form, he would put: nun.
I asked my girlfriend what sort of books she's interested in She said cheque books.
Christmas Letters To Santa Who gets the Christmas letters to Santa from dyslexic children? Alas not Santa.
I don't mind my geometry teacher asking me to draw a circle. But to then ask me to turn that circle into two equal parts? That's where I draw the line.
Accidentally burned dinner on the grill. Mis-steaks were made.
Where do boats go when they’re sick? To the dock.
My parents raised me as an only child. Which really annoyed my younger brother.
I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing.
A son tells his father, “I have an imaginary girlfriend.” The father sighs and says, “You know, you could do better.” “Thanks Dad,” the son says. “That means a lot.” The father shakes his head and goes, “I was talking to your girlfriend.”
My wife told me she wanted to widen her range of action. So I expanded the kitchen.
Person 1:Guys we have to be careful, one of us is possessed by a owl. Person 2: Who?Person 1: That’s the thing we don’t kn...(Not my joke so plz don’t hate me i saw this joke a long time ago)