The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
Where do dads store their dad jokes? In the dad-a-base.
A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, “I’m sorry, but you only have ten left.” The patient asks him, “Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?” The doctor calmly looks at him and says, “Nine.”
A father tells his son that he was adopted. “I want to meet my biological parents,” the son demands. “We are your biological parents,” the father responds. “Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in twenty minutes.”
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there.
My son screeched, "Daaaaaad, you haven't listened to one word I've said, have you!?" What a strange way to start a conversation with me...
My ex and I had a very amicable divorce. I know this because when I posted on Facebook, “I’m getting a divorce,” she was the first one to like it.
England doesn't have a kidney bank. But it does have a Liverpool.
Without geometry life is pointless.
My wife said, “You weren’t even listening, were you?” And I thought, “that’s a pretty weird way to start a conversation.”
Every time I take my dog to the park, the ducks try to bite him. That’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
Why do dragons sleep during the day? Because they like to fight knights.
My wife told me that I twist everything she says to my advantage. I take that as a compliment.
I can always tell when my wife is lying just by looking at her. I can also tell when she’s standing.
I have a joke about hunting for fossils, but you probably wouldn’t dig it.
I tried to make up a joke about ghost but I couldn't. It had plenty of spirit but no body.