The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
What did one plate say to another plate? Tonight, dinner's on me.
I love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes, he even laughs.
I have a joke about being a rejected organ donor, but I just don't have the guts.
“Back in the day...” my grandfather started to say. “You could walk into a grocery store with $2 in your pocket and walk out with a loaf of bread, a dozen eggs and a bit of butter as well.” “But today...” he continued. “Wherever you go, there are cameras...”
A man shuffles onto a crowded hotel elevator. Since he couldn't press the floor button, he stated, "Ballroom please". The lady next to him shuffles a little bit and replies "Sorry, I didn't realize I was crowding you."
What should you do when you want to employ a dishonest man with wings to purchase threads of metal that transfer electricity across dangerous swamps? Hire liar flyer Sire Dire Mire Wire Buyer!(I thought of this several years ago. My girlfriend doesn't like it, possibly because I am overly proud of it. Hoping some of you get some enjoyment out if it though!)
My uncle and I used to play Cave Explorer I kept telling him that there is no playable character in Cave Explorer but he always insisted that there is the explorer and the explored.
I walked into the pet shop this morning and said to the cashier, "I bought two hamsters from you yesterday, but when I woke up this morning, they were both dead!" She frowned and replied, "I warned you about the hot weather. Did you give them plenty of water like I suggested?" "Yes, I filled their tank right to the top."
An 8 year old Jesus of Nazareth walks into his house... Leaving the door open, tracking mud across the floor Mary just cleaned, throwing his clothes on the floor instead of in the basket... And Mary yells "Jesus!!! What do you think your doing?? You act like you were born in a....oh yeah, never mind"
What do cats call their human form? Their purr-sona.
I think Germany was the best prepared country for Covid-19. They already have a tradition of greeting each other at a distance.
I looked out of my window this morning and saw my dad slumped over the lawnmower crying, I said to my mum "what's wrong with dad?" "He's going through a rough patch" she said...
To whoever scribbled over one letter of my James Joyce book cover, I will get revenge. Ulysse
What second language is most commonly spoken by male tea drinkers? Hebrew.
My dad told me a joke about boxing. I guess I missed the punch line.