The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
Shouldn't the "roof" of your mouth actually be called the ceiling?
My son has his BA and his MA-but his PA still supports him.
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
My dog is a genius. I asked him, "What's two minus two?" He said nothing.
I have a joke about a broken clock, but it’s not the right time.
To the person stole my laptop with my copy of Microsoft Office on it: I will find you. You have my Word!
Mom texted me from the grocery store to say they’re out of pasta, and we’re penneless.
Mom said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.
I have a joke about hunting for fossils, but you probably wouldn’t dig it.
Every time I take my dog to the park, the ducks try to bite him. That’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
I love dad jokes, but I don't have kids, which makes me a Faux Pa.
I have a joke about trickle-down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
To the person who stole my place in line: I’m after you now.
I have a joke about construction, but I’m still working on it.