The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
Why are the bathrooms so quiet at Pfizer headquarters? ....Because the P is silent. (a 12 year old told me this after I got my Pfizer vaccine)
After Hunt for Red October came out, my family moved from Moscow to San Francisco, where I became a fan of the 49ers with Steve Young as Quarterback I would have liked to have seen Montana.
Anthony Joshua 21 KOs, David Haye 26 KOs, Floyd Mayweather 27 KOs... Bill Cosby 30 KOs.
We have a saying here in Alabama, “Playing a game and having it end in a tie is like kissing your sister.” It’s fucking awesome because you didn’t lose
Why doth Abraham not bringeth his grain to the spelling bee? For it was already spelt.
Why did the Muslim tailor make so many veils? It's hijab.
What does the cell say to his sister when she steps on his toe? Oh my toe sis!
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.
I love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes, he even laughs.
I have a joke about being a rejected organ donor, but I just don't have the guts.
I have a joke about trickle-down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus but geometry is where I draw the line.
I have a joke about immortality, and it never gets old.
I love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes, he even laughs.