The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
A child’s observation: If a mother laughs at dad’s jokes, we have guests.
Where does batman go to the bathroom? The batroom.
I asked my daughter if she’d seen my newspaper. She told me that newspapers are old school. She said that people use tablets nowadays and handed me her iPad. That fly didn’t stand a chance.
Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water? Because he was a little horse
What did the beaver find after his home was destroyed by a flood? Not a dam thing.
I’ve noticed my wife gets very aggressive about controlling the TV remote at the same time each month. It’s nothing but period drama.
What did the bird say when he was surprised Well Owl be damned
I asked a girl from my school out for a date; she only responded with a comment about our classes schedules something about not having Chemistry together
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I couldn't get a reservation at the library. Because they were completely booked.
What do you call birds that stick together? Vel-crows.
I lost an electron. Are you positive?
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands!
SpongeBob may be the main character of the show. But Patrick is the star.
Can anyone tell me what oblivious means, because I have no idea.