The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
6:30 is my favorite time of day, hands down.
I love dad jokes, but I don't have kids, which makes me a Faux Pa.
Why do nurses like red crayons? Sometimes they have to draw blood.
To the person who stole my glasses: I will find you. I have contacts.
I have a joke about pizza, but it’s too cheesy.
I failed my calculus exam because I was sitting in the middle of identical twins — I couldn’t differentiate between them.
I have a joke about hunting for fossils, but you probably wouldn’t dig it.
I decided to sell the vacuum cleaner — it was just gathering dust!
My boss asked me why I only get sick on work days. I said it must be my weekend immune system.
The Emperor Augustus was touring the Empire, when he noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued he asked: "Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?""No your Highness," the man replied, "but my father was."
Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States? Because Missouri loves company
A criminal sets up a small souvenir shop in Australia selling glass Kangaroos as a front for his drug smuggling business The detective working the case walks in and says"I can see straight through your roos mate"
I wanted to invest some money into my uncle’s Indian restaurant He said: it’s naan of your business
My Girlfriend is the sort of girl Men whistle at... She looks like a sheep dog.
I threw my wife a surprise bukake party Everyone came. You should have seen her face.