The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
A hermit crab decided to move into a lovely new home in a swanky neighbourhood. He really had to shell out for that place.
Personally I think you should start the day off with a meal of French mushrooms ...Breakfast of champignons
Don't know if this has been posted here but let's try Little Johnny came home and ran to his mother."Mummy! I was on the bus with Daddy and he made me stand up so a woman could sit down.""Well...How kind of your daddy! You should learn from him." Johnny then frowned."I was sitting on Daddy's lap"
One from 3rd Grade: What's the name of the funniest mountain range? The Himhilarious
Sean Connery was arranging the books in his personal library when the wooden plank gave away and all the books fell on him.. His maid rushed to the scene and asked " are you alright, sir ?" Sean : "it'sh ok..I only have my shelf to blame ."
I was reading a book when my 5yo cousin asked "why is that book so thick?" Then i told him "its a long story"
Doing a crossword puzzle I came across a clue “Part of the body where you might insert a plug. 3-Letters” Turns out the correct answer is “EAR”. I was way off.
I'm trying to get my aunt and uncle to buy a donkey... But I don't wanna be an ass
A young couple are trying to save money on their summer vacation. They bring their bags to the discount airline desk to check in. “Do you have reservations?” asks the woman behind the counter. “More than a few,” the young man answered, “but we’re flying with you guys anyway.”
What is a centipedes's favorite Beatle song? I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...
Someone just stole my lemon loaf.... Out of everything that happened today, they really took the cake
This ones for the kids: What did the bee say to the flower? Hey bud!
Two old friends meet on the street one day who haven’t seen each other in years... “Tony! Is that you?” “Hal! You look terrific! What’s your secret?” “I hit a hitchhiker late at night three years ago when I was drunk and fled the scene, leaving him for dead.” “Um... I meant for looking so young.”
A man from Alabama opened his fridge... He looked around inside, closed the fridge and yelled to his wife:"Honey! We're out of bread!"The wife came into the room with a new loaf."Don't worry," she said. "We're in bread."
What kind of table is good for your health? A vegetable!This joke was made by adorable 8-year-old niece!It wasn't. It was made by a 27 year old. Me. It was made by me.