The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
Ford and Renault were working on a joint car project...... ...where they combined the Renault Clio with the Ford Taurus. They gave up when male test drivers couldn't find the car.
My favourite element in the periodic table is ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQSTUVWXYZ Or, as it's also known, R gone
Seriously, she has Multiple Personality Disorder? Yeah, crazy right. Sharon is Karen.
What do you call a troublesome Canadian high schooler? A poutine.
My grandmother was extremely anti-Union. She always used to tell me that things “won’t get better if I picket”
I love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes, he even laughs.
Can anyone tell me what oblivious means, because I have no idea.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
Mom texted me from the grocery store to say they’re out of pasta, and we’re penneless.
Mom said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.