The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes for Adults 👋

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course! Buildings can’t jump.

I have a joke about trickle down economics. But 99% of you will never get it.

Am I the only man my wife has ever dated? Unfortunately yes, she said the others were all nines or tens!

If the early bird gets the worm, I'll sleep in until there's pancakes.

The COVID-19 event has made me significantly more likely to get laid Off

Former figure skater Michelle Kwan was caught by paparazzi, who took an unfortunate down-blouse pic. Nevertheless, it's a perfect example of both quality and Kwan titty.

Have you heard about the rappers ghost writer going to jail He was behind bars

Who do businessmen pray to? The Prophet Margin

What do they call an extra-large bottle of lube in Alabama? Family size

Been lifting weights without much results. Saw a super ripped trainer at the gym and asked him how he got so jacked . . . He paused and then said 'Let me show you the whey'.

What do you call a toy bear with boobs? A tiddy bear

What do you called it when a Stoner, a Jedi and a Surgeon walk into a bar? Blunt Force Trauma

In an effort to play every famous person in the world, Tom Hanks has taken a new role In his ongoing effort to play every white man of any worthy note, Tom Hanks has be cast as Tom Hanks in his upcoming biopic

Bill Cosby, Anthony Weiner and Harvey Weinstein walk into a bar Harvey says, "Hey Bill, buy me a drink!"Bill shouts back, "I don't know what role you're trying to offer me, but let's not involve Weiner..."

What do you get for calling a suicide hotline in Iraq? A job offer