The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes for Adults 👋

If your man comes home late at night smelling of strange perfume... You're probably getting perfume for Christmas.

That clown movie topping the box office is the real reason why we've been having so many hurricanes Because when IT reigns, it pours.

Due to lack of protective measures during the pandemic, retail cashiers and bank tellers are refusing to go to work It's a counter strike

Just this week I fucked a dozen chicks Next week, I'll try girls.

You ever notice that all Dillards are basically the same and only exist in malls? You know what they say though... ...when you've seen one Dillards, you've seen a mall.

Pedophiles are like televisions Even a three year old can turn them on.

Prostitution is illegal in most of the U.S. But if you film it and call it porn then it's alright.

When a girl gets pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "Congrats!"... When a girl gets pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "Congrats!". But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done!".Moral: Hard work is never appreciated. Only results

I wasn’t close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.

Why did Eminem prefer the Johnson & Johnson vaccine? You only get one shot.

It really takes guts to be an organ donor.

My wife wanted to spice up our sex life, so she asked if we could play doctor tonight. It seemed like a weird idea, but I’m eager to please.

I just spent $300 on a limo and learned it doesn't come with a driver. I can't believe I have nothing to chauffer it.

My landlord told me we need to talk about the heating bill. 'Sure,' I said. 'My door is always open.'

What brand of underwear do scientists wear? Kelvin Klein.