The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes for Adults 👋

Angela Merkel arrives at the Passport Control at the Charles de Gaulle airport, Paris. "Nationality ? " asks the immigration officer. "German," she replies. "Occupation?" "No, just here for a few days."

An electrician tells the engineer, “I wired everything exactly according to the drawing and I flip the switch and there’s no current.” “Yes, I see the problem,” The engineer responds. “We just can’t draw any current.”

Donald trump said he cares more about the health and safety of the American public than he does about money. Well *I* laughed when he said it.

Why were oxygen, hydrogen and carbon wearing suites and ties? Because they are formyl group.

What do you call an illegal immigrant living in Sweden? An artificial Swedener

I tried asking girls out at a Star Wars convention I've been looking for love in Alderaan places.

Bruce Willis has admitted to making an "error of judgement" after reportedly being asked to leave a Los Angeles store for refusing to wear a face mask. Apparently, he wasn't even aware of the effects of his actions until a young boy walked up to him and said... "I see dead people."

I recently discovered I can move my sister's daughters through the air with my brain but not her sons. I think I have telekinieces.

What's the only island you can drive to? Rhode Island.

Not to brag but I made six figures last year. I was also named worst employee at the toy factory.

As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.

Just got back from a job interview where I was asked if I could perform under pressure. I said I wasn’t too sure about that but I could do a wicked 'Bohemian Rhapsody.'

What’s that Nevada city where all the dentists visit? Floss Vegas.

Does anybody know where a guy can find a person to hang out with, talk to, and enjoy spending time with? I'm just asking for a friend.

It really takes guts to be an organ donor.