The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes for Adults 👋

What kind of music do chiropractors like? Hip pop.

We set up an event for amputees with amputees. And I was surprised to see... That the people in wheelchairs did most of the legwork.

What not to say in an argument against a bald person? Hair me out.

I once littered in a forest and the only ones that saw me were a group of otters in the nearby river. I'll never forget the look they gave me as that plastic bottle left my hands. It was a look of otter disdain.

What is do tech companies and drug dealers have in common? They are the only 2 industries that refer to their customers as ‘users’.

How do cannibals freshen their breath? Men toes.

Just this week I fucked a dozen chicks Next week, I'll try girls.

Santa Claus will be allowed to go out and deliver presents without speading Covid-19 He has spent the last year in the North Pole in Ice-olation

What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow? I have no idea but I wouldn’t try milking it.

I was applying for Australian citizenship, and the guy asks me "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" "Does stealing a joke count?" I asked.

As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said. "You know, one would have been enough."

Why do dads feel the need to tell such bad jokes? They just want to help you become a groan up.

Where do terrorists go when they die? Everywhere.

I bought Spotify premium for an uninterrupted music experience. But I still hear my wife’s bickering between songs.

My dad died because he couldn’t remember his blood type. He kept insisting we “be positive,” but it’s just so hard without him.