The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes for Adults 👋

I have a joke about being an electrician, but it’s too shocking.

I have a joke about drilling, but it’s boring.

I have a joke about hunting for fossils, but you probably wouldn’t dig it.

I failed my calculus exam because I was sitting in the middle of identical twins — I couldn’t differentiate between them.

I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.

In a sex-ed class, the teacher asked me,"What was missing in your first sexual experience?" Apparently, my answer "Consent" was wrong.

I’ve heard one beer = 7 slices of bread I ate a whole loaf and I’m not drunk yet.Did I do it wrong?

My spirit animal is a bull Because, I too, charge head first into red flags

I went on a date with a blind chick the other day. We made it back to my place and things started getting hot when she reached up my pants. She said " Damn! You have the biggest dick I've ever played with!"I said "Nah. You're just pulling my leg."

Drinking an entire bottle of wine in under an hour is a lot like entrusting a secret to a unreliable person; It's bound to come up sooner or later!

What disease are anti-vax kids immune to? Adulthood. I hope this isn't taken.

What were the favorite Linux text editors of 8 randomly selected Monty Python fans? vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, emacs, and vim.

Why was the overweight kid proud of his family's criminal history? He kept being told stories of how his grandfather and father were both big men and everyone knew they were well hung.

I thought it would be a real ethical conundrum when the PETA Headquarters got a rat problem But they just did what they do to all the dogs they rescue.

Someone told me to go back to my own country So Iran