The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
Most people can’t tell the difference between entomology and etymology. I can’t find the words for how much this bugs me.
I wasn't going to get a brain transplant. But then I changed my mind.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana…
My dad died because he couldn’t remember his blood type. He kept insisting we “be positive,” but it’s just so hard without him.
I just don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
I have a joke about immortality, and it never gets old.
Did you hear about the king that went to the dentist? He needed to get crowns.
Why didn't George Washington want his portrait on US currency? Because he didn't want to be drawn and "quartered."
What happened to the single IT technician when he tried to flirt with a barista at a cafe? He was unable to make a connection to the server
My thoughts and prayers go out for the Queen I heard she was a massive DMX fan
I ate a dangerous amount of Mexican food After which Poseidon gave me a rimjob in the toilet.
2020 Divided by 5 is 404, So the Whole Year is an Error. And now we have a virus.
[NSFW] Oregon has legalized cocaine for a small amount. They called it "The Oregon Trail".