The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
I was trying to find the actor who played Rosanne’s husband on the show But a Goodman is hard to find
A piece of string walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender looks at him and says, We don't serve string here. So the string goes outside, twists himself up a bit, kind of roughs up his ends and walks back into the bar and orders a drink. The bartender looks at him and says, Aren't you that little piece of string that was in here a few minutes ago? The string says, No sir, I'm a frayed knot.
I tried to explain to my 4-year-old son that it's perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he's still making fun of me.
My 3-year-old son said, "Put my shoes on." I told him, "I think my feet are too big."
What's black and white and goes around and around? A penguin in a revolving door.
What did the vampire say when she saw her reflection? Time to get a new mirror.
Did you know corduroy pillows are in style? They're making headlines.
Doctor, doctor, I'm terrified of squirrels. (Doctor replies:) You must be nuts.
When geese fly in V-formation, why is one side longer? There are more geese on that side.
What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? A bagel
I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my eighteen brothers and sisters but they didn’t have any idea either.
What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
Cooking out this weekend? Don’t forget the pickle. It’s kind of a big dill.
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom? Because the 'P' is silent.'
I'm Buzz Aldrin, second man to step on the moon. Neil before me.