The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
Teacher: “There are two words I don’t allow in my class. One is gross, and the other is cool. ' Johnny: “So, what are the words? '
Why didn't the vampire attack Taylor Swift? She had bad blood.
Why do standup comedians perform poorly in Hawaii? Because the audience only responds in a low ha.
What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Does this taste funny to you?
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet—I don't know y.
What did the two pieces of bread say on their wedding day? It was loaf at first sight.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. At least it does if you throw it hard enough.
What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine.
A rancher had only had 48 cows on his property, but when he rounded them up he had 50.
They say that 3/2 people are bad at fractions.
How do frogs invest their money? They use a stock croaker.
Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
What vegetable is cool, but not that cool? Radish.