The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
My wife said my two biggest faults are I don’t listen and something else.
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was heels over head.
I'm reading a horror story in braille. Something bad is going to happen, I can just feel it.
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.
I wasn’t close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.
Two sheep walk into a—baaaa.
How is it "the world is your oyster"? When I'm always chasing that clam
Yesterday, I changed a light bulb, crossed the street, and walked into a bar. My life is a joke
I held up by TSA because I packed a deck of fortune telling cards They must have thought I was a taroist
I hear it’s a good time to buy real estate in Texas! The housing market is flooded.
What’s the most commonly stolen musical instrument? A piano. People are always leaving the keys in them.
What’s the price for mutiny in the sub atomic realm? Walking the Planck.
The percent of the population holding anti-vaccination beliefs has gotten up to the mid-teens. Unlike their children.