The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
Today I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door on my face. My parents are the worst.
How do flat-earthers travel? On a plane.
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it during dinner.
What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh.
I can’t find my ‘Gone in 60 seconds’ DVD. It was here a minute ago.
We’re renovating the house, and the first floor is going great, but the second floor is another story.
England doesn't have a kidney bank. But it does have a Liverpool.
Did the hear about the ice cream truck accident? It crashed on a rocky road.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square.
What's Forrest Gump's computer password? 1forrest1
What did the nose tell the finger? Stop picking on me!
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food colouring. The doctor says i'm ok, but i feel like i've dyed a little inside.
RIP, boiling water. You will be mist.