The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant.'
Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.
I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
How did a woman on death row pro long her execution? She couldn’t decide what to eat for her final meal
Why did blonde had lipstick all over the steering wheel ? Because she was trying to blow the horn
Why can’t dinosaurs play baseball? Because they’re fucking dead
Someone threw part of a brick through my front window. The police couldn’t do anything though They said there wasn’t enough concrete evidence
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. That's the punch line.
What happens if the average number of bullies at a school goes up? The mean increases.
How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer will shock you!
Do you know how many people are dead at a cemetery? All of them.
Why was the broom late to class? It over-swept.
The pony couldn't sing because it was a little horse.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.'
What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!