The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
I just watched a program about beavers. It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.
What’s the leading cause of dry skin? Towels.
What's black and white and goes around and around? A penguin in a revolving door.
Why was the broom late? It over-swept.
My wife says nothing rhymes with “orange.” And I said, “No, it doesn’t!”
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
A furniture store keeps calling me. All I wanted was one night stand.
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be justwater.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no guts!
I finally watched that documentary on clocks. It was about time.
She said I won’t be able to make it.
“Whoever stole my depression medication — I hope you’re happy now.”
What do you put on a lonely grilled cheese sandwich? Provolone, but only if you have it’s parmesan.